“What do I need to do to be baptized?” the man on the phone asked.
“You need to have a relationship with the Lord Jesus”, I told him.
He said, “I have that! I read my Bible every day. What else do I need?”
“Just some water” I replied.
“Well, there’s a river right out there” he said.
After a little discussion about what baptism means and doesn’t mean, down to the river we went!